Caleb Hart

Caleb "fingerblast my asshole" Hart is a pasty roided ginger who claims to be a speedrunner. He was born in 1958 to Momma and Papa Hart on planet Earth. He lives in a mobile home, held hostage by his two cats, Shadow and Ginger.

Despite his best efforts to play video games quickly, he is always foiled by two grand evil forces: RNG, and his ISP.

Southern Illinois scientists have discovered what they are calling “the unluckiest human ever”. The unfortunate individual, a redhead, pasty skin, toxic muscle man, discovered this condition by badly playing a a children’s game named ‘Pokemon Red’. “It’s literally unbelievable, dude”, the man told scientists. “I play every game perfectly, but the RNG just keep cucking me!” The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a soy overdose.

Streaming Career
Caleb Hart Started off small, streaming Earthbound, Super Mario 64, and Fortnite. He discovered his potent talent for speed running Mega Man X and made that a central point for his stream for many years. By speed running we mean going up to Chill Penguin and then resetting when he does any slides kekw. He also sometimes gives his viewers the coveted Hexafecta.

Caleb mostly runs Final Fantasy 7 these days, since he likes playing long games that make you reset 3 hours into a run. It brings the viewers in, or so he says. Have fun missing Bio on Materia Keeper SMILERS.